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when I first heard it I thought it was a corny, yet hilarious joke.

so I decided to use as an opening to a speech I had to give in my honors english class in high school: "you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."

I was shocked when no one laughed.

I still think it is the most hilarious joke ever, but now I know the joke's really on me. also, I think it encapsulates my sense of humor quite nicely.

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On April 18th, 2006 12:49 pm (UTC), ueberkatester commented:
This guy in my high school creative writing class used that joke as the opening to one of his stories, and I also thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

Also funny (but not as): Why does a person never starve at the beach? Because of all the sand which is there.
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On April 19th, 2006 02:54 am (UTC), autolatry replied:
it's good to know I'm not the only person who finds that so hilarious.

also, we should see each other again after my honors is over. how does May look for you?
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On April 19th, 2006 05:44 am (UTC), ueberkatester replied:
My defense is the 15th. After that: party time!
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