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the construction of omelettes is contingent on the deconstruction of eggs

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when I first heard it I thought it was a corny, yet hilarious joke.

so I decided to use as an opening to a speech I had to give in my honors english class in high school: "you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."

I was shocked when no one laughed.

I still think it is the most hilarious joke ever, but now I know the joke's really on me. also, I think it encapsulates my sense of humor quite nicely.

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On April 19th, 2006 05:44 am (UTC), ueberkatester commented:
My defense is the 15th. After that: party time!
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